Private Events

Os pongo en contexto. Vivo en una residencia con una especie de jardín y zona de barbacoa que se puede reservar. Ayer por la noche recibimos un email que decía que la zona de barbacoa estaba reservada hoy de 2 a 8 pm. 

Algunos de los que viven aquí tienen la responsabilidad de organizar eventos, canalizar quejas, etc. Uno de ellos es de la gente más espectacular y jéfica que me he podido echar a la cara. He aquí su respuesta (escrita hoy sábado a las 8 de la mañana) al susodicho email (no he cambiado ni una coma, por alguna razón el tipo parece tener una obsesión malsana con los mapaches, no hay email donde no los mencione):

It really deeply pains me to see these "private event" emails.  It burns me down to the core, that our neighbors would want to have a party and *exclude* people from it.  It is perfectly acceptable, I think, for our neighbors to have individual events, but why would they want to deny the use of our lawn and our patio to everyone else?  It is because they have the propertarian tendency, which is bred into our society to drive our consumerist and wasteful individualistic greed; it is this very tendency which is perpetuated by the Rains-occupied government; they aim to divide us and separate us from each other, because they know that we are strongest when we work and play together.

There will come a day when there is no such thing as a "private event" and we all live and share our collective building resources in egalitarian utopia... whenever a man or woman or child wants to use a barbecue, they will be able to do so - without restraint or restriction, without fear of raccoons to terrorize him or her away from the barbecue pit so that a private "party" may take place.

Yes, I have this vision.  I fear that I will not be with you long enough to realize it, but here it is, so that it may outlast me.


      ONE PARTY

      ONE PEOPLE

ONE STUDIO : STUDIO ONE

WITH ONE CONTINUOU8 LAWN THAT STRETCHES UNIMPEDED FROM THE BAY TO THE FOOTHILLS.....

I hope you will share this vision with me, and never let our revolution die.