lunes, 9 de enero de 2012

Utterly Gross&Tasteless Jokes

Abro un nuevo hilo en el blog muchachos, para ir colgando autenticas perlas. Tan solo se admiten perlas ácidas, ofensivas, de mal gusto, etc...no queremos mariconadas flojas que con facilidad podrían contarse en sunday school.

Para abrir boca, voy a empezar con una entrega discreta, pero de gran calidad y pureza. Ahi van:

Why was the wheelbarrow invented in Africa? - So blacks could learns to walk on their hind legs.

Is it true that Mexicans catch fish without hooks or nets? - Yeah! They just lower their arses into the water, fart, and the fish jump to shore.

Do you know why Italy is shaped like a boot? - 'Cause that much shit wouldn't fit into a sneaker!

Contributions, in any language, are more than welcome!

NB: Please be not mistaken! No harm is intented. Just good laughing material..

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