Bill Burr

Asi es como hay que dejar las relaciones

Jim Jefferies

El Coche Electrico

Un poco de Gaza para no quedarnos atras con las redes sociales

Epic Rap Battle

BO WHAT

RARUNO

Millas

Seguimos con la Tematica Machista

The Marriage Zone

Most men – average men – can only begin enjoying life at age 29 the way women do atage 19 because it takes them that long to gain the resources women find attractive. The point in life where men’s and women’s access intersect is the marriage zone. She has to get him to commit in that zone before he realizes that his life is really just starting. My recommendation: she’s enjoyed her “wild and free” days, so avoid marriage and go enjoy yours. Travel. Sex up a variety of women. Explore your hobby now that you have both the time and resources to do so. In short, live life with the access of a carefree 19 year old party girl.

 

Ages 15 to 19: The chart starts at age 15. Here women are at an access level of 8, whichmeans they can pretty much do whatever they want whenever they want. By the time she’s 19 and has a fake ID, she soars up to a 10 which means the world is her oyster. Your averageman in this same category is lucky if he gets a blowjob from the ugly chick in 2nd period, andfeels truly fortunate if he can keep a steady girlfriend and get laid on a semi regular basis. Ages 20 to 25: Women are at their peak during most of this time, and even though theiraccess starts to decline, it declines only because they themselves are being more selective while staging for marriage. Men during this time are steadily learning how to deal with women and are increasing their earning potential, so things are getting slowly better. Still, they haven’t reached the level of access that their female counterparts have enjoyed since age15.

 

Age 26 to 28: This is the start of the marriage zone. Women’s clocks are ticking, and men have finally turned a job into a career. Though women’s access is still at a very high 8, she notices the men around her have more choices. They’ve reached an access level of 7 and are steadily rising. Though she gets roughly the same amount of attention from men that she used to, she notices the men are far less likely to catch oneitis in her presence. Men are getting smarter and they have more options because of their increased access. She has to get him to commit as soon as possible before he realizes just how numerous his options really are.

 

Age 29 to 30: This is a superb time for men to be alive. The tables have now turned. She’s finally learned that while finding dick takes very little effort, finding *committed* dick isn’t  as easy as she was told it would be. Even though she screwed up in the marriage zone and wasn’t able to secure a partner, she’s going to stay on the prowl and be “in it to win it”. Age 31 and up: As her sexual and marriage market value slowly decreases, so does her  access to committed dick. Meanwhile, the men who were smart enough to avoid her in the marriage zone have a long and happy life ahead of them. Even at age 40 – if they are successful and have stayed in shape – these men can find a 28 year old woman to bear their children if they want. The men have nothing to lose. The women continue to slowly decline until they settle for a beta or convince themselves that being a career woman in Cougarville was really what they wanted all along. After men avoid the marriage zone, their access soars. They can enjoy a series of fulfilling monogamous relationships with women who are on their best behavior since they’re desperately trying to get married, and fill in the time in between these relationships by banging easy targets such as single mothers, divorcees, and rabid feminists who are second guessing  their decisions.

 

So gentlemen, stay in shape. Focus on your career, build a stable financial portfolio, and keep your access soaring. If you absolutely must have a child, do it in your late 30’s or early 40’s with a hot little number in her 20’s. It can happen. If you’re like me and children aren’t in your future, the   possibilities are endless. Avoid the marriage zone!

La Silla de Fernando

Me he visto este documental, lo recomiendo, es Fernando Fernan Gomez hablando de la vida, no esta nada mal.

Jim Jefferies

No es excepcionalmente bueno, pero al final cuando habla de meterse coca es bastante espectacular.

No Podria Estar Mas de Acuerdo

5 second movies

Macklemore

Por fin una cacion que expresa mis sentimientos mas intimos. No se si conociais al tipo este, pero me parece muy bueno. Rap para blancos que se entiende bien y cantado por alguien que acabo el instituto y que no vende crack. Rap para toda la familia.

Louis CK Catholics

Saludos

Que tal todos, espero que bien. Feliz año y demas mierdas navideñas. Yo sigo en el maravilloso Hanoi, que es una puta mierda en invierno. Es como esas ciudades del sur de España que como solo hace un frio de cojones dos meses, para que vamos a acondicionarala para tal evento. Es extremademante deprimente, todo en la ciudad esta pensada para el buen tiempo, los lagos (hay como 50), los puestos callejeros, los bares, conclusion, en invierno toca estar en casa debajo de una manta y ha poder ser con una mujer que te mantenga en calor. De esto ultimo andamos muy mal, asi que la depresion es total, pero bueno, el buen tiempo llegara, y con el, una corte de gente que vendra a verme, y yo creo que esta vez, si de verdad para Junio o Julio me planto en Europa, que estoy hasta los cojones de esta panda de indocumentados.


Estar rodeado de la mediocridad mas absoluta en el trabajo al principio molaba, hacias tres mierdas, o les enseñaba algo con algun programa que no conociesen y se les hacia el coño pepsicola. Pero al final cansa, hago cosas que no estan mal, y para mi sorpresa uso el grasshopper un huevo, pero es una batalla constante el intentar hacer las cosas bien. Esta gente te miente a la cara y se queda tan contenta, te dicen que si como a los tontos y luego hacen una chapuza. Es como si todo el dinero que puedan ahorrar en la ejecucion se lo fuesen a quedar ellos, cosa que no es verdad. Es la chapuza por el amor a la chapuza. Asi que definitivamente me ire, ya estoy montando el portafolio, que como el trabajo este salio de un enchufe, pues ni siquiera tuve que hacer uno.


Asi que para no pegarme un tiro este invierno me he puesto a hacer un monton de cosas para manter el cerebro ocupado, GYM, Kickboxing, que despues de casi cercenarme la yugular en la moto lo deje un par de meses, portafolio, buscar curro, escribir un libro, plantar un arbol, y siguiendo la estela del gran Phineas y para que sirva como una especie de Faisbuk me he hecho un Tmblr. Asi que porfin con este post y las fotos que voy colgando en el tmblr me he convertido en uno de esos seres pateticos que comparten su vida en internet como si a alguien le interesase lo mas minimo.

Con eso os dejo, Saludos

Louis CK

Para aquellos que mientras hacen sus labores pueden oir la radio, recomiendo este programa, Louis Ck nunca defrauda.

Hanoi

Momento Lester Burnham de mi dia

Jefe: Pues tengo 60 currículos de gente que está dispuesta a venirse en condiciones más duras de las que tú tienes

Yo: Pues deberías empezar a echarles un ojo.

O YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!